Joke about a elderly lady.....

A 54 year old woman had a heart
attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a
near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, "Is my time
up ?" God said, "No, you have another 34
years 2 days live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided 2
stay in the hospital & have a face-lift,
liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even
changed her hair color! Finally she was released from the
hospital.
While crossing the road on her way
home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
"You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't you save me from the
truck?"
God replied:
"I couldn't recognize you!" :-)